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100 Funny Cat Captions for Instagram

100 Funny Cat Captions for Instagram

Enjoy this unbelievable collection of cat captions for Instagram posts! If you have taken some incredible photos of your feline, look no further.

This article contains a comprehensive list of funny cat quotes for Instagram photos. Simply click the contents below to jump to your desired section and choose the perfect text to describe the moment.

Whether you have a fully grown cat or a cute kitten, this article has something for everyone!

Cat Captions for Instagram

Cat Captions for Instagram
  • Are you kitten me?
  • You could say my whole house is a catwalk.
  • Goal: stay at home cat mom.
  • Sorry I’m late. My cat was sitting on me.
  • I cat help falling in love with you.
  • Cats are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.
  • Starting to catch felines.
  • Kittens and kisses.
  • Home is where my cat is.
  • I have a cattitude problem.
  • That was a cat–astrophe.
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  • Purrfect.
  • Love is a four-legged word.
  • Life happens, cats help.
  • You are claw-fully cute.
  • Thanks fur the memories.

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  • Do you like my self-pawtrait?
  • All about that pawsitive attitude.
  • You had me at meow.
  • Do you believe in furry tails?
  • That’s paw-some.
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  • My cat was right about you.
  • True happiness is a cat curled up on your lap.
  • I’m a smitten kitten.
  • My life is cats and paws.
  • I’ll take my next treat right meow.
  • I have too many cats, said no one ever.
  • My favorite furry friend.
  • Boys? Whatever. Cats? Forever.
  • Purring myself up by the floofstraps.
  • Wait a meow-ment.
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  • Cat me if you can.
  • Not all angels have wings. Sometimes they have whiskers.
  • I want to spend all nine lives together.
  • It is an honor to be owned by cats.
  • I’m hooked on a feline.
  • Sometimes, you just have to paws and relax.
  • To me, you are purr-fect.
  • Anything is paws-ible with a cat by your side.
  • Everything is better with a cat.
  • Cat kisses heal everything.

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  • Pawsitive vibes.
  • The more people I meet, the more I love my cat.
  • You are meowt of this world.
  • A cat can purr its way out of anything.
  • Meow you doin?
  • I cat even.
  • The cats are in charge. I just live here.
  • I’m a cataholic.
  • Happiness is falling asleep to the sound of your cat purring.
  • This friendship is fur real.
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  • I love you meow and furever.
  • Remain paws-itive.
  • I’m so fur-tunate.
  • You’ve got purr-sonality.
  • The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.
  • It’s the purrfect time for a nap.
  • Sweet dreams are made of treats.
  • I’ve got a funny feline about this.
  • If there are no cats in heaven, I don’t want to go.
  • I’m so paw-ssionate about cats!
Instagram Captions for Cats
  • Yes, I am a crazy cat lady. What’s your point?
  • All you need is love and a cat.
  • Every day is a cat day for me.
  • You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.
  • Easily distracted by cats.
  • All visitors must be approved by the cat.
  • Better call in claw-enforcement.
  • If you’re happy and you know it, meow.
  • Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Funny Cat Quotes for Instagram

Funny Cat Quotes for Instagram
  • “One cat just leads to another.” – Ernest Hemingway
  • “Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.” – Mason Cooley
  • “There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.” — Tay Hohoff
  • “Just watching my cats can make me happy.” – Paula Cole
  • “I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.” – Jean Cocteau
  • “It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” — Cynthia E. Varnado
  • “I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.” – Bill Dana
  • “Time spent with a cat is never wasted.” – Colette
  • “Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” – James Herriot
  • “As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of humankind.” – Cleveland Amory
Cat Quotes for Instagram

“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” — Ellen Perry Berkeley

  • “What greater gift than the love of a cat.” — Charles Dickens
  • “I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.” – Nafisa Joseph
  • “If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.” –  Mark Twain
  • “Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” – Christopher Hitchens

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  • “In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett
  • “Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?” — Friends
  • “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” — Albert Schweitzer
  • “A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.” – Mason Cooley
  • “Meow” means “woof” in cat.” –  George Carlin
Cat Instagram Quotes
  • “If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.” — Nan Porter
  • “The phrase ‘domestic cat’ is an oxymoron.” – George Will
  • “I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” – Hippolyte Taine
  • “People who don’t like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.” — Unknown
  • “How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.” – Robert A. Heinlein
  • Never trust a person who doesn’t love cats.
  • Anything is paws-ible with a cat by your side.
  • Cats are at home everywhere where one feeds them.
  • Purr-haps we can cuddle later.
  • I’m just kitten around.

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