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100 Awesome Cruise Captions for Instagram (With Funny Puns)

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This article is the ultimate source for the best cruise captions for Instagram. Have you been on an adventurous cruise trip? Share some photos of you at sea using our collection of funny cruise quotes for Instagram.

Nothing beats a day at sea, exploring a different city every other day, enjoying the endless ocean and salty breeze on a cruise. If you’ve taken some awesome photographs, you need to perfect text to describe the moment.

Enjoy this collection of incredible cruise Instagram captions. For the witty among you, we’ve got you covered. If you’re looking for something hilarious then check out our collection of Cruise puns, located at the bottom of this article.

Cruise Captions for Instagram

Cruise Captions for Instagram
  • Rule #1 don’t fall off the boat. 
  • Life is too short to stay on land. 
  • To be honest, I don’t give a ship.
  • I left my heart in so many ports. 
  • You, me, and the sea.
  • All hands on deck!
  • Friends don’t let friends cruise alone. 
  • Always take the sea-nic route.
  • Today’s forecast….. Cruising with a chance of drinking. 
  • Living the cruise life.

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Cruise Captions
  • No cruise control. 
  • Let the sea set you free.
  • Some see a therapist. I take a cruise.
  • Sea you soon. 
  • Decks, docks, and flip-flops.
  • A rising tide lifts all boats.
  • Boats, like whiskey, are all good.
  • Seas the day.
  • Sunrise. Sunburn. Sunset. Repeat. 
  • Time spent on a cruise is never wasted. 

Next: Ocean Captions for Instagram

Cruise Instagram Captions
  • Bon voyage!
  • Life is better on the open sea.
  • I am the captain of the sea.
  • Sunsets and cruise days.
  • A bad day on a cruise is better than a good day anywhere else.
  • Cruise calories don’t count. 
  • Don’t mess with our ship squad.
  • Home is wherever the anchor drops.
  • All I need is some vitamin sea. 
  • If found return to a cruise ship.

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Cruise Caption
  • What happens on a cruise stays on the cruise.
  • Feeling salty.
  • Life is short. Take the cruise. 
  • Ay, ay, captain.
  • Getting lost at sea. 
  • Plank you, next.
  • Whatever floats your boat.
  • What’s up dock?
  • I Ship Us! 
  • This cruise is going quite swell.

Next: Boat Captions for Instagram

Cruise Photo Captions
  • Sometimes, ship happens.
  • To Friend-ship.
  • Let your dreams set sail. 
  • Cruise hair, don’t care.
  • Aquaholic.
  • Everyone on board!
  • Just a little pier pressure.
  • Meet me where the sky touches the sea. 
  • I work to support my cruising addiction.
  • Sea La Vie.

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Funny Cruise Quotes for Instagram

Funny Cruise Quotes for Instagram
  • “Now…bring me that horizon.” – Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
  • “You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” – Christopher Columbus
  • “No literature is richer than that of the sea. No story more enthralling, no tradition is more secure.” – Felix Riesenberg
  • “The cure for anything is saltwater – sweat, tears, or the sea.” – Isak Dinesen
  • “A man is never lost at sea.” – Ernest Hemingway
  • “There’s never an end for the sea.” – Samuel Beckett
  • “The ocean makes me feel really small and it makes me put my whole life into perspective.” – Beyoncé
  • There is nothing more enticing, disenchanting, and enslaving than the life at sea.” – Joseph Conrad
  • “I wanted freedom, open air, and adventure. I found it on the sea.” – Alaine Gerbault,
  • “May your adventures bring you closer together, even as they take you far away from home.” – Trenton Lee Stewart

Next: Sunset Captions for Instagram

Cruise Quotes
  • “The journey, not the arrival matters.” – T.S. Eliot
  • “In high tide or in low tide, I’ll be by your side.” – Bob Marley
  • “Smell the sea and feel the sky. Let your soul and spirit fly.” – Van Morrison
  • “We are tied to the ocean, and when we go back to the sea, whether it is to sail or to watch, we are going back from whence we came.” – John F. Kennedy
  • The days pass happily with me wherever my ship sails.” – Joshua Slocum
  • “The sea has boundless patience.” – Craig Robertson
  • “It is not that life ashore is distasteful to me. But life at sea is better.” – Sir Francis Drake
  • “The gladdest moment in human life, me thinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton
  • “The sea is in my blood as much as you are in my heart, and as much as god is in my soul.” – Anthony T. Hincks
  • “I’m not afraid of storms for I’m learning how to sail my ship.” – Louisa May Alcott

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Funny Cruise Quotes
  • “There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless voyage.” – Mark Twain
  • “See the line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me. And no one knows, how far it goes.” – Moana
  • “Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.” – Brooks Atkinson
  • No ship, Sherlock.
  • Fear-naut!
  • Money doesn’t buy happiness…. but it buys a cruise ticket. 
  • Let’s go find some new ports.
  • I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just on a cruise.
  • A bad day on a cruise is better than a good day anywhere else. 
  • Don’t like cruises? Don’t talk to me.

Next: Beach Captions for Instagram

Cruise Ship Quotes
  • “The sea! the sea! the open sea!, The blue, the fresh, the ever free!” – Bryan W. Procter
  • Partying like a lob-star.
  • A great voyage is a journey that never ends. 
  • My love for you is deeper than the ocean.
  • Vacay mode.
  • Another perfect sunset at sea. 
  • As free as the ocean.
  • Sun, sea, the cruise, and me.
  • Lost at sea? I’m not shore.
  • Having a sea-esta.
  • I have no cruise control. It’s like the cruises book themselves.

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Cruise Puns for Instagram

Cruise Puns for Instagram
  • Getting nauti on the cruise.
  • A ship in port is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for.
  • Here to drink like a sailor.
  • Oh ship! It’s a family trip. 
  • There are two kinds of cruises – pleasure and with children.
  • Fulling our fanta-seas.
  • We shore did!
  • Being stuck on a boat on purpose.
  • How do you make any boat a hat? You flip it over and it becomes capsized.
  • Caution: I bought the alcohol package. 
  • Time to get ship-faced.

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Iain Salter

Founder & Editor of The Road Trip Expert

Iain founded The Road Trip Expert in 2019 and continues to manage the website to this day. The inspiration to start the blog came during an extensive road trip around Europe with two friends that spanned several months and involved over 25,000km of driving. He first developed a passion for backpacking in 2014 and has had the pleasure of exploring over 60 countries.