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100 Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram

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We hope you find this list of funny Christmas captions for Instagram useful! This annual festival is celebrated by billions around the world. Spending time with loved ones and enjoying delicious food are just two of the activities you may be up to this year.

Surely you’ve taken some awesome photos to remember the day and capture the moment!

We’ve created an incredible list of short Christmas captions for you to choose from while crafting the perfect Instagram post. Simply browse this article and choose your favorite!

Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram

funny Christmas captions for Instagram
  • I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
  • All I Want For Christmas Is You.
  • Santa’s cutest helper.
  • I’m Claus-trophobic.
  • My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.
  • Being related to me is really the only gift you need.  Just saying.
  • We’re definitely on the cute list.
  • Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright.
  • The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!
  • May your days be merry and bright.
  • Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
  • I only have ice for you.
  • Dear Santa, I can explain …
  • Let it snow.
  • This is my resting Grinch face.

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  • Up to snow good.
  • Christmas is love in action.
  • Relationship status: Single and ready to jingle.
  • Oh Christmas lights keep shining on.
  • Hurry down the chimney tonight.
  • Make my wish come true.
  • Your presents is requested.
  • Driving home for christmas.
  • All I want for Christmas is my Hogwarts letter.
  • It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
  • Dreaming of a white Christmas (but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red).
  • All is calm, all is bright.
  • Things are getting lit.
  • Holiday mood: loading.
  • I love you from head to mistletoe.
  • Me, 11 months of the year: “Slay.” Me in December: “Sleigh.”

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  • Have yourself a Merry little Christmas.
  • Feast mode, on.
  • Tis the season to sparkle.
  • Love at frost sight.
  • “Feeling Christmas all around, and I’m trying to play it cool.” —Ariana Grande
  • Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.
  • Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?
  • Christmas is snow joke!
  • Have a de-light-ful Christmas.
  • It’s Christmas Eve. A time of mystery, expectations, who knows what might happen.
  • Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?
  • You can find me under the mistletoe.
  • Feelin’ frosty.
  • Christmas calories don’t count.
  • Sweater weather is better together.
  • My favorite color is Christmas lights.
  • Some people are worth melting for.
  • “Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.” — The Conductor, The Polar Express
  • It’s true: I’m a Christmas tree hugger.
  • Dear Santa… Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff, as always.
  • Too bad we can’t gift wrap common sense.
  • Keep Calm and Have a Merry Christmas.
  • I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.
  • I hope the reindeer eat the naughty list.
  • Trying to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup.
  • What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.
  • I love you more than Christmas cookies.
  • Leave a sparkle wherever you go.
  • Bah, humbug.
  • I’ll be binge-watching holiday movies until further notice.
  • My mistletoe and I are ready to jingle.
  • Dear Santa … define “nice.”
  • The Grinch called, he wants his tree back.
  • Single bells, single bells, single all the way.
  • We’ve got chemis-tree.
  • “Isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?”—A Charlie Brown Christmas
  • But first, let me take an elfie.
  • Petition to celebrate Christmas year-round. Sign below!
  • I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
  • Dreaming of a white Christmas.
  • A round of Santa-plause, please.
  • Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men and Batteries not Included.
  • All I want for Christmas is you. And pizza. But you too.
  • *Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star*
  • “Kiss me on this cold December night.” —Michael Buble
  • It wasn’t me, it was the elf!
  • Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
  • Christmas Magic is in the air.
  • Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
  • The Festival of Lights? More like the Festival of Carbs.
  • But first, let me take an elfie.
  • Reminder: I am a gift.
  • Blame it on the mistletoe.
  • We’re just like a bunch of candy canes: sweet and slightly twisted.
  • There’s snow place like home.
  • #sleigh
  • That’s a wrap! No, seriously—I finally finished wrapping the gifts.
  • Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
  • “You’re the whole package.”
  • The world changes when it snows.
  • If you want me to stop listening to Christmas music in November, all you have to do is ask. I’ll say no.
  • Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer…
  • If a big, jolly guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.
  • Another day, another sleigh.
  • Find me chillin’ under the tree
  • Merry everything and happy always.
  • Decking the halls in sparkles.
  • At Christmas, all roads lead home.
  • If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
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Iain Salter

Founder & Editor of The Road Trip Expert

Iain founded The Road Trip Expert in 2019 and continues to manage the website to this day. The inspiration to start the blog came during an extensive road trip around Europe with two friends that spanned several months and involved over 25,000km of driving. He first developed a passion for backpacking in 2014 and has had the pleasure of exploring over 60 countries.