Enjoy this incredible collection of funny golf captions for Instagram posts! If you love a day out on the course, then you’ve probably taken some incredible photos! Browse this selection of golf quotes for Instagram to perfectly describe the moment!
Do you have a good sense of humor? We have a hilarious selection of funny golf puns for Instagram lower down in this article!
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Funny Golf Captions for Instagram
- Some late-night hitting.
- It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
- Does this perfect swing go with my outfit?
- Going for a hole-in-one.
- I’m just here for the snacks at the clubhouse.
- I like big putts and I cannot lie.
- If your opponent can’t remember if he shot a six or a seven on a hole, chances are he had an eight on it.
- Do you like my outfit? Asking fore a friend.
- Becoming besties with the sand traps.
- Golf is a great way to quickly become disappointed in yourself.
- If there is no golf in heaven, I’m not going.
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- May the course be with you.
- Having a (golf) ball whenever I’m with you.
- Putt, putt, and away.
- Mark me down for a birdie.
- I never stop thinking about golf.
- Working on my swing.
- The cutest caddy in the entire world.
- Happiness is a day at the golf course.
- You have to work a little, to (golf) ball a lot.
- My doctors said I need to live on greens.
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- No ifs, ands, or putts.
- Now accepting trophies for my golf skills.
- Life is short. Spend it at the golf course.
- Why don’t golfers ever eat pie? Just in case they get a slice!
- Golfers don’t get mad… they get tee’d off!
- The only thing that causes more cheating than golf is income taxes.
- Working on my swing this weekend. How about you?
- Playing mini golf and practicing for the big leagues.
- Time spent golfing is never wasted.
- You had me at golf.
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- Life is short. Swing hard.
- Pro golf tip: Don’t lose your ball in the water.
- A bad day of golf is better than a good day of work.
- Another day, another golf ball that I’ll never see again.
- Sometimes you just need to adjust your swing.
- Daily agenda: Golf.
- That ball is gone with the wind.
- This is all fore the best.
- Does this outfit make me look like a golfer?
- Some see a therapist. I go golfing.
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- Do you think my skill levels will transfer from Wii Sports?
- Let’s go on more dates that require putting greens and golf clubs.
- If I am not golfing…. I am dreaming about it.
- Gone golfing, be back later.
- I’d rather be golfing.
- A day on the golf course is a day well spent.
- Anytime is a good time to go golfing.
- Asking fore a friend.
- Is it time for me to pull out my iron? Be honest.
- This is my cup of tee.
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- I’ve got some game.
- A little birdie told me…
- Traveling around the golf coast.
- There is no such thing as too much golfing.
- Money doesn’t buy happiness…. but it buys golf clubs.
- Just in case you needed proof that I’ve got game.
- Born to golf. Forced to work.
- Serving cute golf skirts 24/7.
- If there is no golf in heaven… I’m not going.
- One hole down, eight more to go.
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Funny Golf Quotes for Instagram
- “Forget your opponents; always play against par.” – Sam Snead
- “You can find me In Da Club” – 50 Cent, “In Da Club”
- “Success in this game depends less on strength of body than strength of mind and character.” – Arnold Palmer
- “A shot that goes in the cup is pure luck, but a shot to within two feet of the flag is skill.” – Ben Hogan
- “Golf: A plague invented by the Calvinistic Scots as a punishment for man’s sins.” – James Barrett Reston
- “The mind messes up more shots than the body.” – Tommy Bolt
- “I don’t let birdies and pars get in the way of having a good time” – Angelo Spagnolo
- “Shut up and drive.” – Rihanna, “Shut Up and Drive”
- “Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears. ” – Bobby Jones
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- “I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” – G.K. Chesterton
- “A good golfer has the determination to win and the patience to wait for the breaks.” – Gary Player
- “You want to play with the pros now, You gotta hit it in the hole now.” – Golf Boys, “Oh Oh Oh”
- “A good player who is a great putter is a match for any golfer. A great hitter who cannot putt is a match for no one.” – Ben Sayers
- “The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law.” – H.G. Wells
- “Golf is a science, the study of a lifetime, in which you can exhaust yourself but never your subject.” – David Forgan
- “Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots–but you have to play the ball where it lies.” – Bobby Jones
- There she goes, playing golf and crushing it again.
- Life is better at the golf course.
- I like the mini version of golf most of all.
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Golf Puns for Instagram
- Kiss my putt!
- I like to go clubbing… on the golf course.
- Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play baseball.
- Today was totally up to par.
- There are three ways to improve your golf game: Take lessons, practice constantly, or… start cheating!
- So many holes, and so little time.
- Putter late than never.
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- Never fore-get this swing.
- I like long, romantic rides in the golf cart.
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- Let’s par-tee!
- Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night? Clubbing.
- You’re the best person to golf with by par.
- Putting in the hours.
- Fore-Get Me Nots.
- Bad at golf? Join the club.
- Did you see that? It was tee-rrific!
- When is it too wet to play golf? When your golf cart capsizes
- How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb? Fore!
- This is my cup of tee.