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100 Funny Golf Captions for Instagram

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Enjoy this incredible collection of funny golf captions for Instagram posts! If you love a day out on the course, then you’ve probably taken some incredible photos! Browse this selection of golf quotes for Instagram to perfectly describe the moment!

Do you have a good sense of humor? We have a hilarious selection of funny golf puns for Instagram lower down in this article!

Have you had an enjoyable experience at the local driving range or while playing mini golf? Everyone loves hitting golf balls with friends. Use some of our Topgolf Instagram captions when sharing your photos!

Funny Golf Captions for Instagram

Golf Captions for Instagram
  • Some late-night hitting. 
  • It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
  • Does this perfect swing go with my outfit?
  • Going for a hole-in-one. 
  • I’m just here for the snacks at the clubhouse.
  • I like big putts and I cannot lie.
  • If your opponent can’t remember if he shot a six or a seven on a hole, chances are he had an eight on it.
  • Do you like my outfit? Asking fore a friend.
  • Becoming besties with the sand traps.
  • Golf is a great way to quickly become disappointed in yourself.
  • If there is no golf in heaven, I’m not going.

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Golf Captions
  • May the course be with you.
  • Having a (golf) ball whenever I’m with you.
  • Putt, putt, and away.
  • Mark me down for a birdie.
  • I never stop thinking about golf. 
  • Working on my swing.
  • The cutest caddy in the entire world.
  • Happiness is a day at the golf course. 
  • You have to work a little, to (golf) ball a lot.
  • My doctors said I need to live on greens. 

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Golf Instagram Captions
  • No ifs, ands, or putts.
  • Now accepting trophies for my golf skills.
  • Life is short. Spend it at the golf course. 
  • Why don’t golfers ever eat pie? Just in case they get a slice!
  • Golfers don’t get mad… they get tee’d off!
  • The only thing that causes more cheating than golf is income taxes.
  • Working on my swing this weekend. How about you?
  • Playing mini golf and practicing for the big leagues.
  • Time spent golfing is never wasted.
  • You had me at golf. 

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Funny Golf Captions
  • Life is short. Swing hard. 
  • Pro golf tip: Don’t lose your ball in the water.
  • A bad day of golf is better than a good day of work. 
  • Another day, another golf ball that I’ll never see again.
  • Sometimes you just need to adjust your swing. 
  • Daily agenda: Golf. 
  • That ball is gone with the wind.
  • This is all fore the best.
  • Does this outfit make me look like a golfer?
  • Some see a therapist. I go golfing. 

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Funny Golfing Captions
  • Do you think my skill levels will transfer from Wii Sports?
  • Let’s go on more dates that require putting greens and golf clubs.
  • If I am not golfing…. I am dreaming about it. 
  • Gone golfing, be back later.
  • I’d rather be golfing. 
  • A day on the golf course is a day well spent.
  • Anytime is a good time to go golfing. 
  • Asking fore a friend.
  • Is it time for me to pull out my iron? Be honest.
  • This is my cup of tee.

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Funny Golf Caption
  • I’ve got some game.
  • A little birdie told me…
  • Traveling around the golf coast.
  • There is no such thing as too much golfing. 
  • Money doesn’t buy happiness…. but it buys golf clubs. 
  • Just in case you needed proof that I’ve got game.
  • Born to golf. Forced to work. 
  • Serving cute golf skirts 24/7.
  • If there is no golf in heaven… I’m not going.
  • One hole down, eight more to go.

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Funny Golf Quotes for Instagram

Golf Quotes for Instagram
  • “Forget your opponents; always play against par.” – Sam Snead
  • “You can find me In Da Club” – 50 Cent, “In Da Club”
  • “Success in this game depends less on strength of body than strength of mind and character.” – Arnold Palmer
  • “A shot that goes in the cup is pure luck, but a shot to within two feet of the flag is skill.” – Ben Hogan
  • “Golf: A plague invented by the Calvinistic Scots as a punishment for man’s sins.” – James Barrett Reston
  • “The mind messes up more shots than the body.” – Tommy Bolt
  • “I don’t let birdies and pars get in the way of having a good time” – Angelo Spagnolo
  • “Shut up and drive.” – Rihanna, “Shut Up and Drive” 
  • “Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears. ” – Bobby Jones

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Funny Golf Quotes for Instagram
  • “I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” –  G.K. Chesterton
  • “A good golfer has the determination to win and the patience to wait for the breaks.” – Gary Player
  • “You want to play with the pros now, You gotta hit it in the hole now.” – Golf Boys, “Oh Oh Oh”
  • “A good player who is a great putter is a match for any golfer. A great hitter who cannot putt is a match for no one.” – Ben Sayers
  • “The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law.” – H.G. Wells
  • “Golf is a science, the study of a lifetime, in which you can exhaust yourself but never your subject.” – David Forgan
  • “Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots–but you have to play the ball where it lies.” – Bobby Jones
  • There she goes, playing golf and crushing it again.
  • Life is better at the golf course. 
  • I like the mini version of golf most of all.

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Golf Puns for Instagram

Golf Puns for Instagram
  • Kiss my putt!
  • I like to go clubbing… on the golf course.
  • Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play baseball.
  • Today was totally up to par.
  • There are three ways to improve your golf game: Take lessons, practice constantly, or… start cheating!
  • So many holes, and so little time.
  • Putter late than never.
  • Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  • Never fore-get this swing.
  • I like long, romantic rides in the golf cart.

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Golf Puns
  • Let’s par-tee! 
  • Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night? Clubbing.
  • You’re the best person to golf with by par.
  • Putting in the hours.
  • Fore-Get Me Nots.
  • Bad at golf? Join the club.
  • Did you see that? It was tee-rrific!
  • When is it too wet to play golf? When your golf cart capsizes
  • How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb? Fore!
  • This is my cup of tee.

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Iain Salter

Founder & Editor of The Road Trip Expert

Iain founded The Road Trip Expert in 2019 and continues to manage the website to this day. The inspiration to start the blog came during an extensive road trip around Europe with two friends that spanned several months and involved over 25,000km of driving. He first developed a passion for backpacking in 2014 and has had the pleasure of exploring over 60 countries.