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100 Funny Kayaking Captions for Instagram

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This article showcases the best Kayaking captions for Instagram photos. If you’ve shot some awe-inspiring photos use these Kayaking quotes to perfectly articulate the moment!

Whether you enjoy being active with friends or feeling close to nature, spending time on the water is always special. Browse this selection of hilarious Kayaking puns and choose your favorite from the list. It’s time to make memories that last a lifetime.

Kayaking Captions for Instagram

Kayaking Captions for Instagram
  • Canoe Keep Up?
  • Paddles up, people.
  • Talk Yak to Me.
  • As far as the eye can sea.
  • Rapids are white. Rivers are blue. I’d paddle tandem. But only with you.
  • We all live downstream.
  • Another summer day on the river.
  • You can always predict my weekend: 100% odds of Kayaking.
  • Reality called, so I hung up and went kayaking.
  • Sloth Kayak Team: We will get there when we get there.

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Kayak Captions
  • My kayak brings all the buoys to the yard.
  • Whatever floats your boat.
  • What happens on the river stays on the river.
  • Kayaking is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
  • Kayakers roll over and do it again.
  • These are the days off we live for.
  • A rough day at sea is better than any day at the office.
  • Canoe take me kayaking?
  • Fortunate things happen to those who paddle.
  • This is a sign to go kayaking this summer.

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Kayaking Captions
  • Paddle solo. Sleep tandem.
  • Love many, trust a few, but always paddle your own kayak.
  • Seas the day.
  • Can I get a paddle that matches my boat, please?
  • Money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy a kayak.
  • I’d rather be kayaking.
  • This lake ain’t big enough for the boat of us.
  • Paddle Check!
  • I’m a water sign. Can you tell?
  • You, me, and the sea.

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Kayaking Instagram Captions
  • This is how we row.
  • Born to kayak, forced to work.
  • Kayaking is cheaper than therapy.
  • Don’t give into the pier pressure.
  • At the end of the day, your feet should be dirty, your hair messy, and your eyes sparkling.
  • But first, kayaking.
  • Glowing with the flow.
  • Always curious for adventures.
  • Unicorn Kayaking Team: We spray stardust on the river.
  • Good things come to those who paddle.

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Funny Kayak Captions
  • If you make out in a kayak…..are you canoodling?
  • I got hit in the head with a paddle. It was oarrible.
  • Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, and sometimes in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself.
  • Kayaking gets me wet.
  • Paradise is anywhere with a kayak.
  • Stress is caused by not kayaking enough.
  • As one goes through life, one learns that if you don’t paddle your own canoe, you don’t move.
  • Life is better on the water.
  • My kayak is calling, so I must go.
  • When in doubt, kayak it out.

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Kayaking Quotes for Instagram

Kayaking Quotes for Instagram
  • “A canoe does not know who is king. When it turns over, everyone gets wet.” – Malagasy proverb
  • “A kayak is the hippest way of going nowhere I can think of.” – Marshall McLuhan
  • “The outside is the only place we can truly be inside the world.” – Daniel J. Rice
  • “Life is like the river, sometimes it sweeps you gently along and sometimes the rapids come out of nowhere.” – Emma Smith
  • “I’ve always thought that you should concentrate on paddling your own canoe.” – John Dos Passos
  • “Writing, to me, is like kayaking a river. You are paddling down, and you come to a walled–off canyon, and you make a sharp turn, and you don’t know what’s around the corner. It could be a waterfall, it could be a big pool. The narrative current carries you. You’re surprised, and you’re thrilled, and sometimes you’re terrified.” – Peter Heller
  • “So lovely was the loneliness of a wild lake.” – Edgar Allan Poe
  •  “Most people don’t want to be saved. Besides, if you keep bailing everybody out, they’ll never learn to paddle on their own.” – Lauren Oliver
  • “No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man.” – Heraclitus
  • “Keep your face always toward sunshine and shadows will fall behind you.” – Walt Whitman

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Kayaking Quotes
  • “If in doubt, paddle out.” – Nat Young
  • “There`s no mastery to be had. You love the attempt. You don`t master a story any more than you master a river. You feel lucky to canoe down it.” – Garrison Keillor
  • “A river seems a magic thing. A magic, moving, living part of the very earth itself.” ― Laura Gilpin
  • “The storms come and go, the waves crash overhead, the big fish eat the little fish, and I keep on paddling.” – George R. R. Martin
  • “The river moves, but it follows a path. When it tires of one journey, it rubs through some rock to forge a new way. Hard work, but that’s its nature.” – Kekla Magoon
  • “Wherever there is a channel for water, there is a road for the canoe.” – Henry David Thoreau
  • “Life is like the river, sometimes it sweeps you gently along and sometimes the rapids come out of nowhere.” – Emma Smith
  • “About the best reason I can think of for owning a canoe is that it can take me into the wilderness. And what, you may ask, is so great about wilderness? The silence, for one thing.” – Robert Kimber
  • “The two best reasons to buy a kayak rather than just renting are sunsets and sunrises.” – Thomas P. Jones
  • “Nature always wears the colors of the spirit” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Kayak Quotes
  • “A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence.“ – Jim Watkins
  • “If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle.” – William H. McRaven
  • Paradise is just a paddle away.
  • Everybody is supposed to believe in something and I believe I am going kayaking.
  • Future me is already complaining that their arms are sore.
  • Some people are kayak people. I am one of those people.
  • You deserve a good paddling.
  • Thanks for making sure we don’t sink.
  • Always assume I’d rather be kayaking.
  • Let’s kayak where the WiFi is weak.

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Kayak Puns for Instagram

Kayak Puns for Instagram
  • Learn to kayak because zombies can’t swim.
  • This weekend was knot too bad.
  • How do you make a kayak hat? You flip it over and it becomes capsized.
  • One kayaker said to the other kayaker ‘Do I need to tie my kayak at the marina?’ The other kayaker replied, ‘Knot sure’.
  • Do I want to go kayaking again? For shore.
  • Knock Knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe tell me some good kayak puns.
  • Adventure is out there. You just have to kayak to it.
  • WAP stands for wet a** paddle.
  • I just bought two kayaks for the price of one. Canoe believe it?
  • One afternoon at the kayak rental hut. ‘Kayak number nine, your time is up, come in.’ ‘But we only have eight kayaks,’ said the other attendant. ‘Kayak number six, are you experiencing difficulties’?

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Kayak Puns
  • I can’t think of any kayak puns…Canoe?
  • Oh buoy, we’re not ready for summer to be over, yet.
  • Kayaking is not just a hobby. It’s also a post–apocalyptic survival skill.
  • You don’t stop kayaking when you get old. You get old when you stop kayaking.
  • Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store? I guess it was a big oar deal.
  • If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
  • Getting nauti.
  • What does kayaking have in common with English beer? They are both close to water.
  • Life is better where it’s wetter.
  • I ate too many paddles. Now I feel oar–full.

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Iain Salter

Founder & Editor of The Road Trip Expert

Iain founded The Road Trip Expert in 2019 and continues to manage the website to this day. The inspiration to start the blog came during an extensive road trip around Europe with two friends that spanned several months and involved over 25,000km of driving. He first developed a passion for backpacking in 2014 and has had the pleasure of exploring over 60 countries.