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100 Fantastic Munich Captions for Instagram

Enjoy this incredible list of the best Munich captions for Instagram photos. We’ve collated an amazing list of Munich quotes for Instagram for you to choose from.

Bavaria’s capital city is a vibrant hotspot of German culture. It’s famous for its annual Oktoberfest celebration and lively beer halls. Why not use one of these Munich Instagram captions to perfectly describe the moments you’ve captured?

But that’s not all…

We’ve also collated some witty Munich puns for you to laugh out loud at!

Munich Captions for Instagram

Munich Captions for Instagram
  • Munich is brew-tiful.
  • Bring your stein, it’s ale you need.
  • If it’s not a beer, don’t park it here.
  • I’m not hoppy. I ordered a cold brew and got coffee.
  • All you need is love and a bratwurst.
  • Munich is calling and I must go.
  • Be of good beer.
  • If you’re hoppy and you know it clap your hands.
  • Wunderlust.
  • Taking cheesy selfies in Germany.

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  • Oh, hey there hop stuff.
  • A better balance is 99 bottles of beer and one keg.
  • Here for the views and sausages.
  • Two beer or not two beer, that is the question.
  • There’s no place like Munich.
  • I brought the pretzels as my contri-brew-tion.
  • I left my heart and liver in Munich.
  • No such thing as too much beer in Munich.
  • Beer is the wiesn I got up this morning.
  • I re-amber why I love Oktoberfest!

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Munich Instagram Captions
  • I have a wiesn to beer here.
  • I’m looking for that spätzle someone.
  • Got beer?
  • Deja brew.
  • I can’t keep tracht of how much beer I drank.
  • Leaving Munich is just the wurst!
  • Living the Munich life.
  • What’s wurst? A brat without sauerkraut or lebkuchen without nuts.
  • On the search for the best bratwurst in Munich.
  • Meet me at the Hofbräuhaus.

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  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • Never been hoppier.
  • Stop being such a bratwurst.
  • The wiesn I came is because of the beer.
  • In an Munich state of mind.
  • Another maß? Oh ale yes.
  • I’d rather be in Munich.
  • Ready or not, beer I come!
  • It’s un-wiesn-able to think that I could without sausage during Oktoberfest.
  • Meet me in Munich.
  • Bier und Brezeln! (Beer and Pretzels!)
  • Whatever you need, you’ll find it in Munich.
  • This maß tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.

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Munich Instagram Caption
  • I couldn’t be hoppier to be in Munich.
  • You can’t buy happiness but you can buy beer in Munich and that’s pretty much the same thing.
  • What happens in Munich, stays in Munich.
  • The wiesn for the season is beer!
  • I a-brew-ve these beverage decisions.
  • I’m so im-pretz with this strudel.
  • No brat days in Munich.
  • Prost. (Cheers!)
  • Thank you Munich for making me feel so alive.
  • Greetings from Munich.
  • Now watch, as I make this maß disa-beer.

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Munich Quotes for Instagram

Munich Quotes for Instagram
  • “I am pleased to be here. Munich is a beautiful city.” – Orlando Bloom
  • “Munich people know how to have fun in the streets in public.” – Lenin
  • “Of one thing there is no doubt: if Paris makes demands of the heart, then Munich makes demands of the stomach.” – Rachel Johnson
  • “I always say I have two hearts – one beats for Poland and the other for Germany.” – Lukas Podolski
  • “Only when you digest can you say something about this wonderful Munich.” – Franz Kafka
  • “When you stroll through Munich it can happen that you suddenly stand in front of an old house, an idyllically-dreaming church that smiles like a friendly anachronism into our modern time.” – Joseph Goebbels
  • “My stay in Munich was the scene of my complete liberation.” – Marcel Duchamp
  • “The left-hand lane is exclusively for the use of Porsches, BMWs, and Mercedes. Dark-colored vehicles only, please. If you’re driving a white or silver car, please stick to the middle lane and moderate your speed. Loser!”  – Cathy Dobson
  • “Munich is no longer Austria and not yet Germany.” – Bruno Kreisky
  • “In my several visits to Germany, I have written in admiration of that country’s strenuous efforts to face its past and make amends” – Richard Cohen

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Munich Quotes
  • “In Munich, Leather Pants and laptops have entered a symbiosis.” – Novel Duke
  • “I hardly remember ever seeing such a beautiful combination of mountains, lakes and the city  as in Munich. Did God make this? Ask the pope, he would know.” – Clint Eastwood
  • “My mind-set is Munich. Most of my generation’s is Vietnam.” – Madeleine Albright
  • “The Bavarian has a leisurely pulse. You can get very old doing this.” – Erich Kästner
  • “For me, Munich is more than just a second home. I can imagine staying forever.” – Franck Ribery
  • “If you don’t like Munich, then I don’t know where in Germany you should like it.” – Angela Merkel
  • “I liked Germany; I’m not into Berlin, it’s too huge and empty and imposing, but Munich was good.” – Graham Coxon
  • “There are only two cities one can live in: Rome and Munich.” – Henrik Ibsen
  • “Don’t go anywhere else, I’ll tell you. Nothing beats Munich. Everything else in Germany is a waste of time” – Ernest Hemingway
  • “I am simply happy in Munich.” – Franck Ribery

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Munich Instagram Quotes
  • “Life is too short to learn German.” – Richard Porson
  • “No mountains, no cows, please. I just need the city.” – Woody Allen, about Munich
  • “Munich is a very good city to live in. The life quality is superb.” – Xabi Alonso
  • “All Munich people are fun, this city is made for festivities.” – Erika Man
  • “Paris is a woman, Munich is beer.” – Prince Schtscherbatow
  • The only gardening I do is at the Biergarten.
  • Alcohol you later.
  • Today’s good mood is sponsored by beer and bratwurst. 
  • There’s always a good wiesn for cheers’.
  • Don’t be such a sauerkraut.

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Quotes About Munich
  • “I like being here.” – Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, about Munich
  • Before I brew it, the pretzels were gone.
  • I should probably move here, right?
  • Sips about to get real.
  • It’s a Munich thing, you wouldn’t understand.
  • A Munich desire to drink beer!
  • Be of good beer.
  • Meanwhile, in Munich…
  • This second brat is not wurst than the first.
  • I can’t keep tracht? Did you wear that costume last year?

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Munich Puns

Munich Puns
  • To speak German, just add Bier.
  • What’s the wurst that can happen if I go up for thirds?
  • I make pour decisions.
  • I’ll take a ginger-ale without the ginger.
  • Stop being such a bratwurst.
  • Pitcher perfect.
  • Not the wurst day.
  • Cheers to all of the Oktoberfest festivities.
  • Pass me the bratwurst.
  • A bratwurst a day keeps the doctor away.

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