This is the ultimate collection of the best pasta captions for Instagram posts. Have you just enjoyed an incredible dish and taken some perfect photos? Look no further! This post includes everything you need to describe the moment to your friends and followers.
With over 600 different pasta shapes available, there’s something for everyone. We’ve collated a wide selection of funny pasta quotes for Instagram within this article. Simply scroll down and choose your favorite from the list.
Feeling witty? Keep scrolling to choose one of our hilarious pasta puns for your next social media post!
Pasta Captions for Instagram

- Make pasta, not war.
- I sprinkle pasta on my Parmesan cheese.
- If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
- Pasta tastes better than skinny feels.
- Pasta than a speeding bullet.
- Love is in the air…it smells like pasta.
- We’re all spaghetting older.
- All I care about is pasta and like three people.
- Being thin would be nice, but have you ever tasted pasta.
- Life is a combination of magic and pasta.
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- Legalize marinara.
- Pasta party!
- After exercising, I eat pasta. Just kidding, I don’t exercise.
- Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and pasta closest.
- Eat your carbs.
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- Say no to drugs, say yes to pasta.
- I’m such a hopeless ramen-tic.
- Duct tape and pasta are alike. They fix everything!
- Burying my problems in pasta.
- Girls just want to have pasta!

- Pasta dinner – Italian group therapy.
- Whatever the question, pasta is the answer.
- You mac me smile.
- It’s only during days that end with “y” that I eat pasta.
- I can’t turn lead into gold, but I can turn pasta into breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
- As long as there’s pasta in the world, I’m okay.
- Pastatarian.
- I ain’t alfredo no ghost!
- There’s food…and then there’s pasta.
- Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to disagree?

- Humans disappoint, pasta doesn’t.
- Surround yourself with pasta, not negativity.
- Ravioli, ravioli, gimme the formuoli.
- Keep calm and eat pasta.
- Sadly, they pasta way.
- Well, pasta has tomatoes, doesn’t that count as veggies?
- Will work for spaghetti.
- Like unrinsed spaghetti, good friends stick together.
- This dish is so good, it’s pre-pasta-rous.
- Proudly made from pasta and pasta.
Pasta Quotes for Instagram

- “Life is not worth living if I cannot have pasta or bread again.” – Monica Seles
- “Pasta is the one food I can’t live without.” – Joe Bastianich
- “In heaven, after antipasti, the first course will be pasta.” – Steve Albini
- “No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.” – Unknown
- “Life is too short not to have pasta, steak, and butter.” – Iman
- “Pasta doesn’t make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.” – Giada De Laurentiis
- “I’d much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size 0.” – Sophia Loren
- “I only like food without color, like potatoes, bread, and pasta.” – Emma Roberts
- “All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry.” – Sara Paretsky
- “Pasta with melted cheese is the one thing I could eat over and over again.” – Yotam Ottolenghi

- “Life is a combination of magic and pasta.”- Federico Fellini
- “I’m a huge pasta and pizza lover. I can eat those every single day.” – Shay Mitchell
- “What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!”- Stephen Colbert
- “When I feel like the day is great? Pasta. When I feel like I want the day to be great? Pasta. It’s just awesome.” – Jennifer Hyman
- “If I start feeling down I’ll gorge myself on pasta. That usually does the trick. It’s the Italian blood in me.” – Natalie Imbruglia
- “In order to create a little bit of confidence, start cooking with pasta. Pasta is phenomenal. Once you’ve cooked pasta properly for the first time it becomes second nature.” – Gordon Ramsay
- “Good food choices are good investments.” – Bethenny Frankel
- “People should always have a good bottle of extra virgin olive oil, a packet of pasta, tinned tomatoes, and a good cheese somewhere in their fridge.” – Gino D’Acampo
- “Carbs – especially pasta – are the fuel my body needs to maintain an athletic lifestyle.” – Joe Bastianich
- “Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. – Sophia Loren

- “As long as there are pasta and Chinese food in the world, I’m okay.” – Michael Chang
- “You can buy good pasta but when you cook it yourself it has another feeling.” – Agnes Varda
- “Pasta is the one food I can’t live without. It’s the food I eat to fuel my running.” – Joe Bastianich
- If pasta can’t fix it, it’s a serious problem..
- VIP means Very Important pasta.
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- That fake noodle is an impasta!
- Is an all pasta diet healthy? Asking for a friend.
- I’m really bad at portioning uncooked pasta… so if you and 50 of your friends want to come over, dinner is ready.
- On the eighth day, God created pasta.
- The answer to “What time is it?” is always “pasta time”.
Pasta Sayings

- Pasta la vista, baby.
- Secret’s in the sauce.
- Eat the spaghetti to forgetti your regretti.
- Mamma mia!
- Ti amo pasta.
- Penne for your thoughts.
- Buon appetito!
- Save the planet, there’s pasta here.
- Holy macaroni!
- Don’t be upsetti, eat some spaghetti.

- Say (parmesan) “cheese”.
- People come and go, but pasta is for life.
- Less drama, more pasta.
- It cost a pretty penne.
- Life happens, pasta helps.
- Can you pasta sauce please?
- Everything I am, I owe to pasta.
- Grab that pasta while you can. They’re here today, gone tomato.
- That low-cut dress is so ravioling.
- People disappoint, pasta never does.
Pasta Puns

- I am tortellini in love with you.
- You’re pasta-tively amazing.
- You are tortellini awesome.
- Are you ready for spaghetti?
- I’m laughing so hard I’m ravioling on the floor
- Hope you gnocchi how awesome you are.
- I Cannelloni laugh at my mistakes.
- The pastabilities are endless!
- Old Italians never die, they just pasta way
- You pasta your test!