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100 Delicious Pizza Captions for Instagram

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Enjoy this list of the best pizza captions for Instagram posts. If you’ve taken some incredible photos then of course you need the perfect text to describe the moment! Nothing beats a wood-fired pizza topped with delightful tomatoes and cheese.

Originating from Italy, this delicious food is loved by millions around the world. Everybody needs some pizza lover quotes in their life! Some people even enjoy square-shaped pizza. No matter what topping you prefer, this post has something for everyone.

We’ve created a comprehensive collection of awesome pizza quotes for Instagram. Simply browse this article and choose your favorite. For the witty among you, there is an entire section dedicated to funny pizza puns.

Let’s jump right into some pizza sayings!

Pizza Captions for Instagram

Pizza Captions for Instagram
  • Love is in the air…it smells like pizza.
  • Roses are red, pizza sauce is, too. I ordered a large, and none of it is for you.
  • You wanna pizza me?
  • Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity.
  • Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
  • If pizza can’t fix it, it’s a serious problem..
  • There’s always room for pizza.
  • The secret ingredient is always cheese.
  • A slice on your plate is a smile on your face.
Pizza Captions
  • I cut carbs by dividing them into 8 slices.
  • Save the planet, there’s pizza here.
  • On the eighth day, God created pizza.
  • Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your pizza closest.
  • I would love you if you were pizza.

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  • Keep your friends close and your pizza closer.
  • A slice a day keeps the sadness away.
  • Less drama, more pizza.
  • Happiness is a slice of pizza.
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  • A slice of heaven.
  • In crust we trust.
  • Home is where the pizza is.
  • All I need are wifi and pizza.
  • Round or square, thick or thin, every pizza is beautiful.
  • Yes pizza, I will marry you.
  • Seven days without pizza makes one weak.
  • Pizza – cheaper than therapy.
  • Being thin would be nice, but have you ever tasted pizza.
  • Keep calm and eat pizza.

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  • Life happens, pizza helps.
  • Well, pizza has tomatoes, doesn’t that count as veggies?
  • Is an all pizza diet healthy? Asking for a friend.
  • Life isn’t perfect, but your pizza can be.
  • After exercising, I eat pizza. Just kidding, I don’t exercise.
  • Cheesy does it.
  • There’s food…and then there’s pizza.
  • Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to disagree?

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Pizza Quotes for Instagram

Pizza Quotes for Instagram
  • “Pizza is like the entire food pyramid.” – Madeline Oles
  • “Noi Non Potremo Avere Perfetta Vita Senza Amici”  (We Couldn’t Have a Perfect Life Without Friends) – Dante Alighieri
  •  “When life gives you pizza, eat it quickly before anyone realizes that you have it.” – Anay
  • “Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.” – Bill Murray
  • “I would never win an award for not loving pizza.” – Dwayne Johnson
  • “When working, my diet degrades to pizza three times a day, because I don’t want to distract myself from anything.” – Chuck Palahniuk
  • “You can do irrefutably impossible things with the right amount of planning and support from intelligent and hardworking people and pizza.” – Scott Gimple.
  • “I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.” – Lara Stone
  •  “I’ve been making pizza dough lately. And I’m pretty sure the calzone was invented when a pizza got stuck on the peel.” ‒ Richard Blais
  •  “The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.” – Charles Pierce
Pizza Lover Quotes
  • “You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.” – Unknown
  • “Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.”-Andrew W.K.
  • “Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!” – Aubrey Plaza as April Ludgate.
  • “You know what? Part of me just wants to eat a pizza and go to sleep.” – Gwen Stefani

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  • “Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.” — Amy Neftzger
  • My love language is pizza.
  • “You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I am not hungry enough to eat six.” – Yogi Berra
  • “I don’t eat fast food, but I can’t live without pizza.” – Trevor Donovan
  • I dream of eating pizza even when I’m already eating one.
  • “There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box in your lap.” – Kevin James
Funny Pizza Quotes
  • “I want pizza with my face on it.” – Jennifer Lawrence
  • You had me at pizza.
  • Problems come and go, but pizza is forever.
  • I followed my heart and it led me to pizza.
  • Work hard, be nice, and eat pizza.
  • Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza and that’s almost the same thing.
  • Let this pizza serve as a reminder that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.
  • When in doubt, order pizza.
  • We live in a society where pizza arrives before the police or the ambulance.

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Pizza Sayings

Pizza Sayings
  • People disappoint, pizza never does.
  • Ti amo Pizza.
  • Make pizza, not war.
  • Say no to drugs, say yes to pizza.
  • I’ll take another slice of that.
  • Say “cheese”.
  • Buon appetito!
  • Keep calm and eat pizza.
  • All I need is sunshine, you, and pizza.
  • VIP means Very Important Pizza.
Funny Pizza Sayings
  • I lust for crust!
  • Let’s get sauced.
  • Is it even a party without pizza?
  • Pizza on my mind, all the time.
  • People come and go, but pizza is for life.
  • Never sit around and wait for someone unless they’re delivering a pizza.
  • All the best things are round.
  • Whatever the question, pizza is the answer.
  • Don’t listen to people who tell you you can’t eat a whole pizza, you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

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Pizza Puns

Pizza Puns for Instagram
  • You want a pizza this?
  • In pizza we crust.
  • Secret’s in the sauce.
  • Grab that pizza while you can. They’re here today, gone tomato.
  • People who don’t like pizza are weirdoughs.
  • Really, it’s the yeast I could do.
  • You’ve stolen a pizz-a my heart.
  • Slice slice baby.
  • You’ll always have a pizza my heart.
  • I a-dough you!

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Iain Salter

Founder & Editor of The Road Trip Expert

Iain founded The Road Trip Expert in 2019 and continues to manage the website to this day. The inspiration to start the blog came during an extensive road trip around Europe with two friends that spanned several months and involved over 25,000km of driving. He first developed a passion for backpacking in 2014 and has had the pleasure of exploring over 60 countries.