100 Brilliant Prague Captions for Instagram (Plus Puns!)

This is the ultimate collection of the best Prague captions for Instagram posts. If you’ve taken some incredible photos then use this list of Prague quotes for Instagram to perfectly describe the moment!

This beautiful city is visited and loved by millions each year, so hopefully, you’ve had an enjoyable trip! Known for its Old Town Square and historic culture, what’s not to love?

Browse this selection of hilarious Prague puns and choose your favorite from the list. It’s time to make memories that last a lifetime.

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Prague Captions for Instagram

Czechin’ out this view.
Today’s forecast: 100% chance of castles.
And the award for the best Old Town goes to…Prague!
Just Lennon against the wall.
So pretty that it’s hard not to Staré.
I love watching the river under the Charles Bridge. It’s my favorite live stream.
From now on sweet dreams are made of castles, cathedrals, and sightseeing in Prague.
You’re a pain in my Česnečka.
Prague sights & unforgettable nights.
Dear Prague, I love you.

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Taking life one kolache at a time.
I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just in Prague.
Meet me at Charles Bridge.
Daydreaming in Prague.
My views are Prague-ressive.
I can’t keep calm, I’m going to Prague!
How can you complain in a place like Prague?
Pretty Prague.
Czech it out!
We’ll grow Old Town together.
All you need is love and a little bit of Prague.
Dreams do come true.
Prague through my eyes.
Fueled by kolaches and castles.

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Disney’s got nothing on this.
Yes, sýr.
There’s Prague…. And then there’s everywhere else.
Just found out I’m the princess of Genovia.
Take me to Prague.
When I see Venice, my eyes turn into little hearts.
This city towers over the rest.
I think I can see Cinderella from over here.
About to make some pour decisions.
I should probably move here, right?
Enjoying life one castle at a time.
There’s no place like Prague.
Do more things that make your passport proud.

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Where is my prince?
A trdelník a day keeps the doctor away.
The cost of a trip to Prague doesn’t have to be Astronomical.
Life is short, go to Prague!
From Prague with love.
If the question involves Prague, the answer is yes.
Cue the dreamy castles and cathedrals.
Might just stay in Prague indefinitely.
Here for the pitchers.
Meanwhile, in Prague
I know exactly where my heart is: Prague.
Prepare yourself for a million photos. Sorry, not sorry.
This view never gets old.

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Tired feet, warm heart.
Making memories in Prague.
A trdelník is always a good idea.
No Prague-lems here.
On the Mendel.
Might just stay in Prague indefinitely.
Czech mate.
If you can’t Vitus, join us!
Never met a castle I didn’t like.
Prague exists to remind you that your dreams are real.
Greetings from the prettiest castles on the planet.
My favorite city.
Some may dream in color, I dream in Prague.

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Prague Quotes for Instagram

“Prague is the Paris of the ‘90s.” – Marion Ross
“Eastern Europe has been really trendy. Prague is the best-preserved city in the region … and the best beer in Europe lands on your table there for 50 cents.” – Rick Stevens
“There’ll be Czechs bouncing in the streets of Prague tonight.” – Bernd Liebner
“Wherever you go becomes a part of you somehow.” – Anita Desai
“Walking around Prague is comparable to being in a fairytale: except for one minor detail: it’s real.”
“Because when you stop and look around, this life is pretty amazing.” – Dr. Seuss
“The miracle of my life is to awaken every morning in the 21st century – in Prague.” – Alan Levy
“I had traveled to a lot of cities in Europe before, but Prague was special. It held a mysterious attraction for me.” – Arfi Lamba

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“I liked Prague. No other city has so much soul.” – Jean-Pierre Melville
“The most unspoiled baroque city in Europe.” – Christopher Booker
“The minister said, “Music in stone”, and truly this phrase, bandied about by authors of art books, described Prague well. The city was, indeed, steeped in music and brought into harmony by it.” – Jiri Weil
“Snesl bych ti modré z nebe.” – “I would bring you the blue from the sky.”

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“Prague is like a vertical Venice: steps everywhere.” – Penelope Gilliatt
“The most unspoiled baroque city in Europe.” – Christopher Booker
“The turbulent Vltava, swollen with rainy waves, bursting, impetuous breaks through its river banks.” – Elizabeth Jane Weston
“Prague isn’t just a city, but an entity of some kind.” – Sezin Koehler
“If European cities were a necklace, Prague would be a diamond among the pearls.” – Unknown
“The streets of Prague were a fantasia scarcely touched by the 21st century – or the 20th or 19th, for that matter. It was a city of alchemists and dreamers, its medieval cobbles once trod by golems, mystics, invading armies.” – Laini Taylor
This city is a-maze-ing.

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“It’s easy to fall in love among the winding cobblestone streets and snow-covered castles of Prague, but is it a good idea?” – Dana Newman
Living out my own fairytale.
Relationship status: In love with sunsets and this city.
It was Destinn-y.
Wenceslas time you were in a place this beautiful?
You should Prague-ably visit this beautiful city.
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a plane ticket to Prague and that’s pretty much the same thing.
Czeching Prague off my bucket list.
I feel grog-y.
If lost, return to Prague.

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Prague Puns

Prague-tice makes perfect.
Enjoying a reign-y day here at the castle.
Just Czeching out Prague.
Did you know they don’t pay by cash in Prague? Apparently, they all use Czechs.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
How do know if a car is from Poland or the Czech Republic? You just Czech the polish.
My Prague-nosis? Time in the Czech Republic is working its magic on me.
Why did the Czech’s neighbor never join him for his early-morning run? He was more of a Slo-walkian.
Wiener, Wiener, chicken dinner.
I have a Czech-ered past.

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