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100 Great Texas Captions for Instagram

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Nothing beats Texas! And nothing beats this list of 100 Texas captions for Instagram! No matter what part of the Lone Star State you are in, we have found the best Texas quotes and puns to make your next Instagram post complete. Find the perfect description to make the photos you want to share with friends and followers even better.  

It doesn’t matter if you are in Austin, Dallas, or Houston. Scroll away to find your favorite caption!

Texas Captions for Instagram

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  • Everything is bigger in Texas!
  • All men are created equal. Except for Texans, we were created a little better than everyone else.
  • Where the tea is sweet.
  • Texas is a blend of valor and swagger.
  • “I think Texans have more fun than the rest of the world.” – Tommy Tune
  • I love you to Texas and back.
  • Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States cannot make it without Texas.
  • Add a Texan rodeo to your bucket list. I promise you won’t regret it
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  • I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could.
  • Before your state was a state, it was land. Before my state was a state, it was a country.
  • Texas is calling and I must go.
  • Gone to Texas, be back never.

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  • Life without you is un-beer-able.
  • Lone Star State.
  • “I’ve traveled all over the world, but I don’t think there is any place better than Texas.” – Red Adair
  • Open Texas skies and BBQ nights.
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  • Houston, we have a problem.
  • Texas dreamin’.
  • “That’s right, you’re not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.” – Lyle Lovett
  • The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas.
  • Taking life one brisket at a time.
  • You can all go to hell, and I’ll go to Texas.
  • Experiencing the ‘Lone Star State’ in all its glory.

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  • Everything’s bigger in Texas – including this adventure.
  • Bigger and Better.
  • God Bless Texas.
  • “The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole world. I think you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world.” – Idina Menzel
  • Don’t worry, be hoppy.
  • “Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with.” – Jensen Ackles
  • “I didn’t drive eleven hours across the state of Texas to watch my cholesterol.” – Robb Walsh

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  • “Obviously, people in Texas have big hearts.” – Katie Couric
  • Another great Texas vacation. I’ve got Deja brew.
  • And those Texas sunsets are some of the best in the world.
  • Texas girl.

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  • Some places just feel like home. Texas is one of them.
  • Help, I’m L-Austin Texas!
  • I like Texas, because there’s no one in control.
  • Tex-Mex, sunshine & BBQs, what more can a girl need?
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  • There’s Texas…and then there’s everything else.
  • El Paso the Pecan Pie, will ya?
  • Feeling Longhorn-y
  • “I’d rather be a fencepost in Texas, than the king of Tennessee.” – Chris Wall
  • The best memories are made in Texas. 
  • If you can’t go to heaven, Texas is the next best thing
  • I must say as to what I have seen of Texas, it is the garden of the world.

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  • “Texas is the finest portion of the globe that has blessed my vision.” – Sam Houston
  • Great Tex-Mex-tations.
  • Lone Star Beers for Fears.
  • “That’s right, you’re not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.” – Lyle Lovett
  • Today’s forecast: 100% chance of blue jeans.
  • I’ll have an Amarillo sour.
  • Here for the views and Tex-Mex.
  • “News events are like Texas weather. If you don’t like it, wait a minute.” – Jessica Savitch

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  • Greetings from the Lone Star State.
  • “I guess deep in my heart, I’ll always be a Texas girl.” – Spongebob Squarepants
  • This state is Texa-llent.
  • She’s as free as the bluebonnets in the summer.
  • “No place like Texas would I ever roam. No place like Texas, my home, sweet home.” – Willie Nelson
  • Left my heart in Texas, better go back and get it.
  • Any day is a good day in Texas.
  • “I like Texas and Texans. In Texas, everything is bigger.” – Robert Kiyosaki

Next: Houston Captions for Instagram

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  • Spill the sweet tea.
  • The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
  • How can you complain in a place like Texas?
  • I don’t know why you say goodbye, I say queso.
  • “Texans ignore ‘better,’ long ago forgot the useless word ‘good.’ Everything in Texas is ‘best’” – Edward Smith
  • Texas is the finest portion of the globe that has ever blessed my vision!
  • “Now I love the USA, and the other states, ah, they’re ok, Texas is the place I wanna be.” – Ray Wylie Hubbard

Next: Austin Captions for Instagram

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  • “In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans.” – Kelly Clarkson
  • Relationship status: In love with sunsets and this Texas.
  • Sorry for what I said when I wasn’t at the rodeo.
  • Keep calm and love Texas.
  • And I ran, Aransas far away.
  • A bad day in Texas is better than a good day anywhere else.
  • I’m in Texas y’all.
  • Don’t mess with Texas.
  • I’m in Texas y’all.
  • Girls just wanna have sun.
  • “In Texas, it’s always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky.” – Piper Perabo
  • It’s a Texas thing, you wouldn’t understand.
  • No matter how far I wander, Houston stays with me.
  • If lost, return to Texas.
  • Wherever you go becomes a part of you somehow.
  • When I started counting my Texas blessings, my whole life turned around.
  • Did somebody say barbeque?
  • “I’m a Texas girl, with a California soul.” – Crystal Woods
  • Find me in Texas.
  • Someone call the Dr. Pepper.
  • The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country.
  • Dallas-t thing I want right now is to leave Texas.
  • No man is a Padre Island.
  • You can take the girl out of Texas, but you can’t take the Texas out of the girl.
  • Enjoying life one sweet tea at a time.
  • Never gonna give Lubbock. Never gonna let you down.
  • Living that Texas life.
  • Today’s good mood is sponsored by Texas. 
  • Texas is my happy place.
  • I’ve traveled all over the world, but I don’t think there’s any place better than Texas.
  • No matter where I go, I always leave my heart in Texas.
  • Wow, it’s definitely Fort-Worth spending a few days here!

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Iain Salter

Founder & Editor of The Road Trip Expert

Iain founded The Road Trip Expert in 2019 and continues to manage the website to this day. The inspiration to start the blog came during an extensive road trip around Europe with two friends that spanned several months and involved over 25,000km of driving. He first developed a passion for backpacking in 2014 and has had the pleasure of exploring over 60 countries.