This is the ultimate collection of funny wine captions for Instagram. Do you love a glass of this delicious tasting drink? Have you taken some incredible photos? Use this selection of wine quotes for Instagram to perfectly describe the moment!
If you’ve recently taken a trip to a vineyard then you may be looking for some winery captions to accompany photos of the tasting session you took part in. Look no further wine lovers! We have an incredible selection of wine puns and vineyard captions to choose from.
Wine Captions for Instagram
- Oops! Did I buy wine instead of milk again?
- Wine and chill
- Red lips and wine sips
- Wine is life.
- Good friends and good wine
- Save water, drink wine.
- White wine all the time.
- Wine flies when you are having fun
- I need to re-wine my life.
- Party now, adult later.
- Partner in wine
- After drinking so much wine, I need a Napa!
- Will you accept this rosé?
- I’ll be there in a prosecco!
- Wine is my spirit animal.
- Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
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- I need a huge glass of wine.
- Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine.
- Always the right time for a glass of wine
- Rosé all day
- But I’ve got a Blanc space baby
- Wine-one-one my glass is empty
- I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?
- Gluten free. Dairy free. Fat Free. I love the wine diet!
- Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.
- Cozy nights are made for wine
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- Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.
- Just rescuing this wine which was trapped inside a bottle.
- Me and my good friend Merlot
- Stop and smell the rosé.
- I just can’t get enough of wine
- Great views, great company, great wine, can’t ask for much more!
- All you need is a glass of wine and a pretty view
- Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
- It’s ok to drink white wine after Labor Day.
- White wine all the time
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- Wine Wednesday? What about wine every day?
- Wine is the answer. What was the question?
- Wine pairs nicely with good friends.
- It’s better to be full of wine than full of shit.
- Working nine to wine.
- Great minds drink alike.
- Slay all day then cabernet
- Read between the wines.
- Will you accept this rosé?
- I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle
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- Vino Vidi Vici
- The best way to learn about wine is by drinking.
- A nice glass of wine makes everything better
- Drinking before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
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- A glass of wine on his dime.
- Cheers to pour decisions
- A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
- I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at wine.
Next: Date Night Captions for Instagram
- No wine left behind.
- It’s always 5 o’clock somewhere!
- I’m on cloud wine.
- Wine is a constant reminder that life is good
- Red, wine, and booze
- Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.
- Tonight’s forecast… 99% chance of wine
- Life is too short to drink bad wine.
Wine Quotes for Instagram
- “Beer is made by men, wine by God.” — Martin Luther
- In wine, there’s truth. — Pliny the Elder
- “I need a glass of wine…or a bottle…or a winery in Italy.” – Unknown
- “There must be always wine and fellowship or we are truly lost.” – Ann Fairbairn
- “Wine a little, laugh a lot.” — Unknown
- “Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.” – Benjamin Franklin
- “People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full, miss the point. The glass is refillable.” – Simon Sinek
- I felt once more how simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little brazier, the sound of the sea. Nothing else. – Nikos Kazantzakis
- “Wine, it’s in my veins and I can’t get it out.” – Burgess Meredith
- “Sip happens.” — Unknown
- She loved three things – a joke, a glass of wine, and a handsome man. – W. Somerset Maugham
- “A person with increasing knowledge and sensory education may derive infinite enjoyment from wine.” – Ernest Hemingway
- “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” — Rumi
- I like on the table, when we’re speaking, the light of a bottle of intelligent wine. – Pablo Neruda
- “Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” — Louis Pasteur
- Compromises are for relationships, not wine. – Sir Robert Scott Caywood
- I like on the table, when we’re speaking, the light of a bottle of intelligent wine. — Pablo Neruda
- Wine is bottled poetry. – Robert Louis Stevenson
- “Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” – Pope John XXIII
- Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath, and a glass of wine. — Thomas Aquinas
Wine Puns for Captions
- Adulting makes me wine.
- We’re on an all grape diet
- My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick.
- Say you’ll be wine.
- Time to wine down.
- It’s not a hangover, it’s wine flu.
- Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass and I’ll be just fine.
- Life is better when there’s wine
- I don’t give a sip!
- Oh, sweet child of wine
- With wine and hope, anything is possible.
- You had me at Merlot.
- The first kiss and the first glass of wine are the best.
- Friends and wine… the older the better.
- Sip me baby one more time!
- Wine is my Valentine
- Every empty bottle is filled with a great story
- It isn’t good to keep things bottled up.
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