We hope you enjoy this incredible list of the best spooky Halloween captions for Instagram posts! Have you been out for a trick or treat adventure this year? Dressing up in scary costumes and having an amazing time is what Halloween is all about!
If you’ve taken some brilliant photos, feel free to use this list of funny Halloween Instagram captions to describe the moment.
Let’s jump right into these Halloween quotes for Instagram!
Halloween Captions for Instagram
- I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween.
- Pick your poison.
- Can be bribed with candy.
- This witch likes wine.
- Bone to be wild.
- Happy Halloween to all!
- You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
- Too cute to spook.
- This is where the magic happens.
- Till death do us apart.
- Creepin’ it real!
- Who you gonna call? Ghostsbusters!
- Ghosts just wanna have fun.
- Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
- Are you afraid of the dark?
- Bugs and hisses, witches!
- You can’t always get what you wand.
- Let’s get spooky.
- You look better with the mask on.
- If the broom fits, fly it.
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- Happy Howl-oween!
- Absolutely fa-boo-lous.
- Bat to the bone.
- Time to get this party startled!
- Howl about them apples.
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
- He’s a handsome little devil.
- Too ghoul for school.
- No tricks, just lots of treats!
- Hey, boo-tiful.
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- Trick or treat yo’self.
- Witch better have my candy.
- Bad and BOOgie.
- Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.
- Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
- Witch way to the candy?
- Stay creepy!
- “We’re all mad here.” — Alice in Wonderland
- I’m the ghostest with the mostest.
- Who run the world? Ghouls.
- HalloQueen.
- Shake your BOOty.
- I’m sweet but I’m psycho.
- Trick or tequila.
- Tonight the main food groups are candy, candy, and more candy.
- Not today, Satan.
- Meet my boo crew.
- I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.
- Fangs for the memories.
- If you’ve got it, haunt it.
- Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
- Resting witch face.
- I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.
- New face, who ‘dis?
- Felt spooky, might delete.
- I go where the moon is.
- Psst…This isn’t a costume.
- Everyday should be Halloween.
- I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
- The haunt is on for more candy.
- Trapped in your web.
- “Are you a good witch or a bad witch?” —The Wizard of Oz
- Why did the black cat cross the street? To give you bad luck!
- Come as you *aren’t.*
- Happy Haunting!
- Feelin’ fang-cy.
- “Some people are born for Halloween.” —Stephan Graham Jones
- Pumped for pumpkins.
- “We’ve all got both light and dark inside us…” – Harry Potter
- Cause this is thriller!
- With the boo crew.
- Love at first bite.
Halloween Quotes for Instagram
- Have a spooktacular night.
- “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” — A Nightmare On Elm Street
- No tricks, just treats!
- In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it.
- Tricks or it didn’t happen.
- Witching you a Happy Halloween.
- Drop dead gorgeous.
- Me and my boo.
- “I see dead people.” – The Sixth Sense
- I’ve been ready for Halloween since last Halloween.
- It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.
- If your game is on, give me a call, boo.
- Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.
- Just a bunch of hocus pocus.
- Which witch is which?
- I put a spell on you.
- I promise I won’t ghost you.
- A killer costume.
- You’re just not my (blood) type.
- Eat, drink, and be scary!
- “We all go a little mad sometimes.” — Psycho
- “Never trust the living.” — Beetlejuice
- Howling at the moon.
- Only bad witches can drive stick
- “Being normal is vastly overrated.” — Halloweentown
- Queen of the Screams.
- There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!
- Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.