We’re bringing you the very best quotes about cars! Here at the Road Trip Expert, we’re crazy about driving, trips, adventures, and taking a journey into the unknown.
Cars are essential to most peoples’ everyday lives and they allow us to connect with friends, family, loved ones, and the rest of the world! We’ve collated what we think are the best car quotes. We’ve also got a list of the most famous quotes about cars, and the perfect new car Instagram captions.
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Quotes About Cars
Let’s kick off with some top-quality quotes about cars. Have you heard of any of these before…?
“The cars we drive say a lot about us.” – Alexandra Paul
Do you think that your car reflects you as a person?
“I wish people would spend their money on hybrid cars.” – Ryan Tedder
What do you think about hybrid cars?
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.” – Françoise Sagan
“All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts.” – Anita Clenney
“There’s three things men always talk about – women, sports, and cars.” – Mario Lopez
“I was quiet, a loner. I was one of those children where, if you put me in a room and gave me some crayons and a pencils, you wouldn’t hear from me for nine straight hours. And I was always drawing racing cars and rockets and spaceships and planes, things that were very fast that would take me away.” – Gary Oldman
“It’s a never-ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself.” – Dale Earnhardt
“Cars bring me sheer joy.” – Evan Spiegel
“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.” – Erma Bombeck
“When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools.” – Russell Baker
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.” – Dudley Moore
“Guns are like cars: you can trust a good used one better than one that’s brand new.” – Murakami
“It’s like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.” – E. L. Doctorow
“The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound.” – Marshall McLuhan
“I like fast cars. And I like champions.” – Martina Hingis
“I love fast cars… and to go too fast in them.” – Lara Flynn Boyle
“Older cars tend to drive like older cars. That is not for me.” – Robert Herjavec
“We aren’t addicted to oil, but our cars are.” – James Woolsey
“I am a big car enthusiast. I totally understand guys like Jay Leno who have a thousand cars. But asking me my favorite car would be like asking my favorite song or favorite food – it changes everyday.” – Casey James
“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.” – Jeff Foxworthy
“See, what you’re meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren’t you? Well, I’ve always had fast cars. It’s not that. It’s the fear that you’re past your best. It’s the fear that the stuff you’ve done in the past is your best work.” – Robbie Coltrane
“I’ve always liked fast cars and slow women.” – Jack LaLanne
“Driving race cars was an avenue for me to learn how to build my own car, and that was my ambition all along.” – Carroll Shelby
“Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family.” – Evan Esar
“People are so bad at driving cars that computers don’t have to be that good to be much better. Any time you stand in line at the D.M.V. and look around, you’re like, Oh, my God, I wish all these people were replaced by computer drivers.” – Marc Andreessen
“Electric cars aren’t pollution-free; they have to get their energy from somewhere.” – Alexandra Paul
“I love fast cars… and to go too fast in them.” – Lara Flynn Boyle
Do you prefer to cruise, or put the pedal to the metal?
“Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.” – E. B. White
“Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don’t care about other stuff.” – Louis C. K.
“I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean ’em inside and outside. I’m very touchy about cars. I don’t want anybody leaning on them or closing the door too hard, know what I mean?” – Scott Baio
“The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my life’s work complete.” – Rudolf Diesel
“Never have more children than you have car windows.” – Erma Bombeck
“People spend so much time in their cars, and it’s a legal way to have fun by speeding a little bit or testing yourself a little bit, and you get to invest in your car. For some people, it becomes their baby.” – Jordana Brewster
Famous Quotes About Cars
Now it’s time for some famous quotes about cars. These are quotes that may have been heard all around the world, or said by some of the world’s most influential people!
“I couldn’t find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.” – Ferdinand Porsche
We love this inspiring quote from Ferdinand Porsche!
“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.” – George Best
“If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car, (about the BMW X3).” – Jeremy Clarkson
“She’s faster than a cheetah on cocaine.” – Billy Prickett
“Fast cars are my only vice.” – Michael Bay
“I love vintage cars because you can do so much more to them.” – T-Pain
“I need to listen to chill music when I’m driving. It prevents road rage.” – Aaron Paul
“Fast cars like Porsches and Ferraris – they are things of beauty.” – Rod Stewart
“Self-driving cars are the natural extension of active safety and obviously something we should do.” – Elon Musk
“Float like a Cadillac. Sting like a Beemer.” – Lightning McQueen
“Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” – Unknown
“I love everything from old-school cars to whatever the latest muscle or luxury vehicles are.” – Ludacris
“Speed. I am speed.” – Lightning McQueen
“It’s the car, right? Chicks love the car.” – Batman
A classic line from a classic film!
“People think getting a new partner is like getting a new car.” – Orlando Bloom
“I have a passion for fast cars. To drive them means pure joy to me.” – Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
“Keep calm and drive on.” – Unknown
“Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.” – E B White
“Here comes 40. I’m feeling my age and I’ve ordered the Ferrari. I’m going to get the whole mid-life crisis package.” – Keanu Reeves
“Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.” – Ray Romano
Do we all have the same memory of falling asleep in the car as a kid, and waking up as you turn onto your street?
“If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.” – Bill Gates
“A racing car is an animal with a thousand adjustments.” – Mario Andretti
New Car Instagram Captions And Quotes
Now, have you just purchased your brand-new car? Are you looking for some new car Instagram captions and quotes? We’ve listed some of the most clout worthy quotes for you to tag next to your pictures and posts of your fresh ride!
“Do hard work in silence and let your new car make some noise.” – Unknown
Did you work hard for your new car?
“Car is the only thing which will be there in your bad times.” – Unknown
“Buy the car you want, drive the road you want.” – Unknown
“My car is my pride and I’m not gonna lose it.” – Unknown
“I don’t pray for love, I just pray for cars.” – Unknown
“Buying a new car was the best moment of my life.” – Unknown
“The scratch is on the car, but I am feeling the pain.” – Unknown
“It is okay to buy an old car but it is not okay to drive that car for your whole life.” – Unknown
“I don’t pray for things, I work for that thing which I want.” – Unknown
“You can unlove anything but not your hard-earned car.” – Unknown
“Eat, sleep, drift, repeat.” – Unknown
“Gifting a car to my father gave me happiness more than anything else.” – Unknown
“Feel the car, drive it and then show it.” – Unknown
“This car is not my dream, it is my reality.” – Unknown
“Your car is your attitude so wear it before going anywhere.” – Unknown
“My car attracts girls towards me.” – Unknown
If only it were that easy!
“It’s good when you follow your dreams, It’s better when you drive your dream.” – Unknown
“I will make sure that this car will not land me or someone else into a problem.” – Unknown
“The law of attraction is a real thing, I can’t tell how long I’ve been imagining myself driving this beautiful car and finally dreams come true.” – Unknown
“If you love your car, then you are an emotional person.” – Unknown
“I am in love with this new lady called My New Car.” – Unknown
“All I want is my friend and my car.” – Unknown
“Usually I don’t give a name to things, but after buying you I can call you my attitude.” – Unknown
“Start your car and take a ride of it.” – Unknown
It’s about the journey, not the destination afterall!
“There will always be a love triangle between me, my car and the one who loves me.” – Unknown
“People will chase you tomorrow if you chase your dreams today.” – Unknown
“A new car might not change your life, but it changes your attitude.” – Unknown
“The day when I stepped into the world, is the same day my car stepped into my life.” – Unknown
“This beautiful car and finally dreams come true.” – Unknown
And that’s a wrap! We hope you appreciated these awesome quotes about cars and we hope you come back to visit some of the other posts about all things road trip! Check out these quotes about old cars.