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100 Wonderful Breakfast Captions for Instagram

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We hope you enjoy this incredible collection of breakfast captions for Instagram posts. Have you taken some incredible photos while enjoying a healthy breakfast with friends? You’ve come to the right place!

This article is full of funny breakfast quotes for Instagram. Simply scroll down and choose your favorite from the list. Nothing says good morning on a Sunday than a delicious meal enjoyed with freshly brewed coffee.

For the witty among you, there’s even an entire section dedicated to the funniest breakfast puns for Instagram!

Breakfast Captions for Instagram

Breakfast Captions for Instagram
  • Cereal Killer Alert.
  • Did someone say breakfast?
  • Spread love as thick as you would Nutella.
  • You’re bacon me crazy.
  • If you want breakfast in bed, eat it in the kitchen!
  • And they all had an egg-cellent time.
  • If Shakespeare cooked breakfast, he’d make a Hamlet.
  • I’d be muffin without you.
  • Eggsistential crisis.
  • There’s never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food.

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Breakfast Captions
  • You must be yolking.
  • Eat glitter for breakfast and shine all day.
  • I couldn’t if I fried.
  • Donut worry, be happy.
  • Breakfast without orange juice is like a day without sunshine.
  • “You can do it” – Coffee.
  • Breakfast time.
  • I know family comes first, but doesn’t that mean after breakfast?
  • I like hashtags because they look like waffles.
  • Let there be breakfast.

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Breakfast Instagram Captions
  • We’re butter together!
  • Breakfast means a moment of uninterrupted peace.
  • Chasing that French toast high.
  • I just want someone to look at me the way I look at breakfast.
  • Be a Froot Loop in a world of Cheerios.
  • A balanced diet is coffee in each hand.
  • Pancakes solve problems.
  • To live a full life, you have to fill your stomach first.
  • Say good morning to your body, eat breakfast.
  • Coffee, then the world.

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Breakfast Caption
  • Life begins after breakfast.
  • I love to sleep, because it’s like a time machine for breakfast.
  • You’re the butter to my toast! The milk to my coffee!
  • Breakfast each day keeps the doctor away.
  • Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
  • I love you to the fridge and back.
  • Don’t forget to eat breakfast today!
  • I eat my problems for breakfast.
  • Sleep is a time machine for breakfast.
  • It’s not a dream. Breakfast is real!

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Breakfast Caption for Instagram posts
  • But first, breakfast.
  • Keep calm and eat breakfast.
  • In the morning I’m a Cereal Killer.
  • Breakfast is my life.
  • Eat some breakfast then change the world.
  • Good food, good mood.
  • Donut disturb.
  • Breakfast the pain away.
  • Live, love, and eat breakfast.
  • I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
  • People who love to eat are always the best people.

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Breakfast Quotes for Instagram

Breakfast Quotes for Instagram
  • “Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.” – Ron Swanson
  • “Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and I definitely have a hearty breakfast before I do anything.” – Mayer Hawthorne
  • “‘When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,” said Piglet at last, “what’s the first thing you say to yourself?” “What’s for breakfast?” said Pooh. “What do you say, Piglet?” “I say, I wonder what’s going to happen exciting today?” said Piglet. Pooh nodded thoughtfully. “It’s the same thing,” he said.” – A. A. Milne
  • “All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.” – John Gunther
  • “You don’t go walking into the proverbial lion’s den lightly. You start with a good breakfast.” – Jim Butcher
  • “Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” – Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
  • “Human rights start with breakfast.” – Leopold Sedar Senghor
  • “Breakfast alone by gaslight is about as ghastly as champagne in daylight.” – Jessie Douglas Kerruish
  • “Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
  • “Breakfast is everything. The beginning, the first thing. It is the mouthful that is the commitment to a new day, a continuing life.”  – A. A. Gill

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Breakfast Instagram Quotes
  • “Hope makes a good breakfast. Eat plenty of it.” – Ian Fleming
  • “Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.” – Fran Lebowitz
  • “I like breakfast-time better than any other moment in the day. No dust has settled on one’s mind then, and it presents a clear mirror to the rays of things.”  – George Eliot
  • “The only thing I can pride myself on is making a really good breakfast.” – Freida Pinto
  • “Breakfast is the one meal at which it is permissible to read the paper.” – Amy Vanderbilt
  • “Not eating breakfast is the worst thing you can do, that’s really the take-home message for teenage girls.” – Bruce Barton
  • “One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.” – Robert A. Heinlein
  • “I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.” – Steven Wright
  • “We as human beings have the amazing capacity to be reborn at breakfast every day and say, “This is a new day.”’- Jack Kornfield
  • “If it’s not chocolate, it’s not breakfast.” – Laini Taylor, Daughter of Smoke & Bone

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Funny Breakfast Quotes
  • “There are times when breakfast seems the one thing worth getting up for.” – Peter De Vries
  • “Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.” – Josh Billings
  • “I came down as soon as I thought there was a prospect of breakfast.” – Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre
  • You can never have too much breakfast.
  • My breakfast is like my body…I just have it without thinking.
  • I loaf you.
  • Life’s short, drink lots of coffee.
  • Dad and mom both agree on bacon.
  • Breakfast buddies.
  • Donut kill my vibe!

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Instagram Breakfast Quotes
  • “There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured with breakfast foods” – Ron Swanson
  • Sunshine and breakfast.
  • Donut worry. Be happy!
  • BAE = Bacon and Eggs.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • Breakfast soothes the nerves.
  • Breakfast: The three most important meals of the day.
  • Time to wake up.
  • Count the memories, not the calories.
  • Eating breakfast is a nice way of saying thank you to your body.

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Breakfast Puns for Instagram

Breakfast Puns for Instagram
  • This is my jam!
  • I love you a latte.
  • I’m having an eggsistential crisis.
  • Don’t go bacon my heart!
  • The Breakfast Club.
  • I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
  • Livin’ La Vida Mocha.
  • Coffee keeps me grounded.
  • A toast to you!
  • Let’s get stacked.

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Iain Salter

Founder & Editor of The Road Trip Expert

Iain founded The Road Trip Expert in 2019 and continues to manage the website to this day. The inspiration to start the blog came during an extensive road trip around Europe with two friends that spanned several months and involved over 25,000km of driving. He first developed a passion for backpacking in 2014 and has had the pleasure of exploring over 60 countries.