We hope you enjoy this collection of the best beer captions for Instagram posts. Whether you’re out for a brewski with friends or loved ones, this article has something for everyone.
Is there anything better than drinking a delicious glass of cold beer? We don’t think so! It could be a light lager or an incredible IPA ale. If you’ve taken some incredible photos then browse our collection of beer quotes for Instagram and choose your favorite.
We know we have lots of readers which enjoy a laugh. That’s why we’ve included plenty of beer puns for Instagram in our article. Here’s to the hops which make our lives better!
Maybe you’ve been on a fun day out and need some brewery captions? Read on! We’ve got you covered.
Beer Captions for Instagram
- Drink triple, see double, act single.
- I just rescued some beer. It was trapped in a bottle.
- Don’t think of it like a beer. Think of it like a wheat smoothie.
- B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat.
- Feelin’ hoppy about this situation.
- I got 99 problems and beer solves every one of them.
- Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point me to the nearest bar.
- Beer is not the answer. Beer is the Question. Yes is the answer.
- You better beer-lieve we went to a brewery.
- You are my best bud (light).
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- Don’t worry, be hoppy.
- Getting hopped up.
- Beer is the answer, but I don’t remember the question.
- Love brew very much, beer.
- Brewed to perfection.
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- The best beers are the ones we drink with friends.
- Watch me sip, watch me lay lay.
- Life is too short to drink bad beer.
- You just can’t have one beer.
- Thank brew very much for being you.
- Don’t stop, beer-lievin’.
- A brew you will love.
- Drinking before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
- My day is a little hazy after two IPAs.
- I’m just here for the pretzels.
- Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. When life’s a bitch, beer’s a must.
- Without beer, life would be a mistake.
- They said, ‘Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer,’ so we did.
- I’m in need of liquid therapy
- Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.
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- Friends don’t let friends go thirsty.
- Ale hello there, beer.
- Our friendship is more like a sisterhood at this pint.
- Who cares how the sausage is made? How is the beer made?
- Chill for best results.
- Beer is golden, so I’m already an Olympian, right?
- Hydrate responsibly.
- Finishing the race is optional, finishing your beer is not.
- In a world full of doctors and therapists, it would be better to act like a beer.
- Thank you for the bottom of my glass.
- Felt crafty, might delete later.
- Alcohol you later.
- I want someone to look at me the way I look at this flight of beer.
- Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
- Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer.
- Without you, life would be unBEERable.
- To beer, or not to beer. That is the question.
- Drunk me loves creating awkward situations for sober me.
- Beer … a high and mighty liquor.
- Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
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- Save water, drink beer.
- People who drink light beer don’t like the taste of beer – they just like to pee a lot!
- A pitcher-perfect moment.
- You’re the she to my nanigans.
- Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
- Will run for beer.
- To beer, or not to beer, that is a silly question.
- A beer for you and everyone around you.
- Hey there hops stuff.
- Step aside coffee. This is a job for beer.
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Beer Puns for Instagram
- Wish you were beer.
- Beer makes me hoppy.
- I’m in my hoppy place right now.
- Each new ale I try is un-beer-lievable.
- Just brew it!
- I must be having deja brew.
- When God said “Let there be light” he was NOT talking about beer.
- This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.
- Hippity hoppity.
- Beer is made from hops. Hops are plants. Therefore, beer is a salad.
- Nothing compares to brew.
- Life is brewtiful.
- Love is ale we need.
- I knew you could brew it.
- Love is ale we need.
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- That makes you lager than life.
- It burns when IPA.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.
- This is what I mean when I say I’m a crafty person.
- Light beer is a hop-tical illusion.
Beer Quotes for Instagram
- “He was a wise man who invented beer.” ― Plato
- “A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food.” ― Queen Elizabeth I
- “Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!” – Tufail Mehraj
- “Beer is an improvement on water itself.” ― Grant Johnson
- “My first pastoral letter’s gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes — I hate those two things.” – Timothy M. Dolan
- “Beer is the center of everything. Everything revolves around beer. When you drink beer, everything revolves. Therefore beer is the center of everything.” ― University of Waterloo Engineers
- “We don’t drink light beer, drive Smart cars, or admit to knowing the names of more than about five or six colors. And we don’t wax our chests, ever.” – Lisa Kleypas
- “A bottle of beer contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” ― Louis Pasteur
- “Beer … a high and mighty liquor.” ― Julius Caesar
- “Did I tell you I’m like light beer? I taste great but I’m less filling.” – John Cena
- “A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.” ― Czech Proverb
- “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” — Kinky Friedman
- “I’m sure it’s nothing switching to a light beer won’t cure.” – Jennifer Rardin
- “As to the way of life of the English, they are somewhat impolite, for they belch at the table without shame. They consume great quantities of beer.” ― Father Etienne Perlin
- “I’d been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me to audition and they liked it.” – Kevin Nelson
- “Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.” ― Thomas Jefferson
- “I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” ― Homer Simpson
- “We really feel there is an opportunity for us in the light beer market.” – Andy Thomas
- “I work until beer o’clock.” ― Stephen King
- “Beer may cause you to digress – and lead a happier life.” ― Michael Jackson
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Iain founded The Road Trip Expert in 2019 and continues to manage the website to this day. The inspiration to start the blog came during an extensive road trip around Europe with two friends that spanned several months and involved over 25,000km of driving. Iain writes about a variety of topics including backpacking, planning road trips, and car camping.